Feel Good Inc. Handbook

Rule One: When in a gunfight it is best to have a gun...

Rule Two: When shooting in the dark... Its best to use a machine gun.

Rule Three: Make sure your weapon is clean.

Rule Five: You know I'm making this shit up? You can just follow them.

Rule Six: Kill anyone that defys Feel Good Incs. leaders

Rule Seven: Dont fuck with Feel Good Inc.

Rule Eight: Never spill any info.

Rule Nine: If you commit treason... YOU WILL DIE.

Rule Ten: Use your brains. Dont just rush into a battle.

Rule Eleven: If you need... You can call artiliery but The Underground King will need a good reason for it. (Rounds are very hard to find)

Rule Twelve: Protect citizens.

Rule Thirteen: Dont give non-citizens water unless their dieing.

Rule fourteen: Obey the leaders